“COCAINE IS NATURE’S CAPS LOCK”
This is where I share things I like.
“Feel bad. For a few minutes today, I forgot about Dre. :(“
“<climbing under trampoline> This shall keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.”
“The song’s original title was ‘What a Wonderful World, with the Exception of This Rather Serious Frog in My Throat.'”
“My favorite song is the one where Nicki Minaj sounds like a frightened deaf guy reading a Mad Lib.”
@robfee, RT’d by @andy_richter
If I had a gigantic room that was completely full of things that I love, this print would be in a humongous frame on the wall. So much nostalgia contained in this for me. Mad props to deviantARTist kitsovereign.
“Here’s a joke we wrote as a family at dinner tonight: ‘BRANS!’ – health-conscious zombie”
“Sometimes I think ‘I’m a good dad’ until I remember what Will & Jada Pinkett-Smith have done for Willow & Jaden & then I know I’m not.”
This makes me want to run. Good job, Nike. Via Scotty Crowe.